fluff

> I got woken up early Saturday morning by a man yelling at the neighbours to SHUT THE FUCK UP. The annoying part being that I couldn't hear the neighbours making any noise at all, but his yelling was loud and clear and probably woke up more people than just me.

> The yoga instructor at my gym has some kind of accent, I like when she asks us to grip our chins. The chins are located between your knees and ankles.

> I deleted all the music off my ipod, now I have to go through the painful process of adding it back from the CD. Yeah, CD. Does anyone remember those? Because yeah oops I also deleted it all off my external hard drive. Today I added Brian Jonestown Massacre, Broken Social Scene, Bright Eyes, and Bouncing Souls. What? I used to be a skater punk. Now I'm just emo. I think I can just listen to these 4 bands forever and not bother moving on to C. Right? Riiight.

> I dyed my hair dark again, since being blonde is expensive and also my hair needs a little recovery time from constant lightening and heat styling. Poor hair. It's led to a lot of unsolicited opinions: frankly I don't care for the hobo at the tram stop to tell me what haircut would look better. I also dont care for people at work to be all like "hmmm, I think I like it". I don't give a fuck if it personally offends you and your cats. It's my hair, on my head, the worst it is doing to you is occasionally entering your line of vision. So what makes you think I care if you (think you) like it or not?

> I bought a book - 500 cupcakes. I have tried 3 recipes - malibu & pineapple for my friend (it's her favourite drink), chocolate with buttercream icing (not for the diet conscious, the icing is exactly what it says on the tin - butter and cream), and pineapple upside-down cupcakes. The next ones I want to do are peanut butter & choc chip, and honey & lavendar. Just have to wait til pay day so I can afford the massive amounts of butter that go into these things.

> Being cranky: I've started doing some promo work for a friend, but still havent been paid for my shift two weeks ago. And because I had to pay a massive giant huge credit card bill (really, how much did I spend?), I'm now overdrawn because my gym direct debit came out but I didnt get paid, from two weeks ago. And now it's a public holiday, so I won't get paid until Wed - if they ever actually pay me. And my real job doesnt pay until Thursday, because the accounts department is super lazy and think a public holiday is for everyone. Newsflash fuckers, I have to work it AND SO SHOULD YOU!

> More gym stuff: have been very unmotivated last week, but still getting all...body builder ish. I try to explain to my trainer that I bulk up quickly and she's all like "pah you'll be fine" because trainers never believe the people who own and are familiar with the bodies they are training. So now I'm all like "well now I have Popeye arms, fuck you, make my legs skinny k thx". I've been making everyone feel my abs because I've never had feel-able abs before. Woo! Feel-able abs! They are still coated in flab but beneath the surface they are ROCK HARD and slightly terrifying.

> It's cold. I'm tired. Whinge whinge.